Shown framed. Frame not included.
Shown framed. Frame not included.
Statement prints
No Fake Friends
2 prints: 10% off both · 3: 15% off the lot.
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Print details
A navy brick phone, mid-text, with one message on the green screen: NO FAKE FRIENDS IN THIS HOUSE. This retro typographic art print is House Rule #4, typed out at 40 of 160 characters because it never needed more. Your circle got smaller. Your standards got higher. Quality over quantity.
Hot orange, navy plastic and that backlit green, shot straight on like a still life of the phone that survived everything. Hang it in the entryway or at the centre of a gallery wall, where every guest reads the rule on the way in.
Unknown numbers go straight to voicemail.
Printed to order on 200 gsm uncoated matte paper, smooth with very little glare. Ships unframed, rolled in a rigid tube.
Hangs in: Front Door
Shipping & returns
Every print is made to order and shipped with tracking. Australian orders usually arrive in 4–5 business days, with delivery from A$8.95 and free on orders over A$89. Other countries are priced at checkout, with a delivery estimate for your address.
If your print arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, or never turns up, email noctura.gallery@outlook.com within 30 days and we'll reprint it free or refund you in full. No return needed. Each print is made for you, so outside the EU and UK we don't take change-of-mind returns, and that includes ordering the wrong size.
Framing tips
Standard A sizes fit off-the-shelf frames. For a gallery look, size up with a mat: an A3 print in an A2 frame.
Scale
See it on your wall
Drawn to scale. Small sizes zoom in so you can read them.
On the wall
